Welcome to the Monkey House

2006-07-13T19:30:00.000-05:00

So, I kind of hated the new sup at first, but then he seemed nice so I kind of didn't, but now I kind of do again because it's becoming readily apparent that he is totally incompetant (before I had kind of just written it off to being new, but he's finally started doing a ton of stuff that I KNOW he should know better than to do by now).First off, he apparently assigns things for me to do, and

2006-07-11T17:20:00.000-05:00

Son of a hooker! I REALLY need to start taking shopping lists with me. I went to Wal Mart today for two things and got neither of them, only a lot of random other stuff.

2006-07-11T08:21:00.000-05:00

I should not have to work today! Reason: had pimp skitters on my day off. The WHOLE day.There should also be a rule that if I ever go home sick because of colitis, that it's excused as long as I can come up with a funny euphemism for diahrea. I HAVE HUNDREDS!

2006-07-10T23:23:00.000-05:00

So today sucked. The colitis was like whoa. I'd planned to get out and get some groceries and/or a lamp, but didn't really do that. I did go to lunch with Optpri, though, as she was nearby (oh, who am I kidding, she's always nearby, it is just awesome to have lunch with her). She made me do a spit-take, which is probably the first time ever. It was pretty disgusting, spraying my rootbeer all

2006-07-09T21:37:00.000-05:00

So I went into bed bath and beyond looking for a lamp, and ended up with an endtable. I probably could've gotten one cheaper at walmart or something, but I just wanted to buy it and get it up, because I'm tired of putting my fan on a pile of boxes at night, and BBB is right next to where I work. Also, I wish I'd talked to my parents before I went there, as unbeknownst to me, they had a 20% off

2006-07-08T18:27:00.000-05:00

So today sucked so bad. I meant to do some shopping after work (groceries/lamp), but well... that didn't get done. I went out to dinner with my parents and sister instead (they paid) and then suffering from a severe bought of what I like to call "lady troubles" and depression over my car, I just went home.Oh yeah, that's right, I fucked up my car. There's this kind of parking lot-ish thing

2006-07-07T17:28:00.000-05:00

Mulva: Living alone has made you antisocial.Me: this is only the second day....Mulva: It's happening quickly. She's already started calling the appartement the "sniper's nest"Me: I prefer spiderhole. Though seriously, I'm calling it the love shack.TII: You shouldn't call it that.Me: Why?TII: I don't think your parents will appreciate it.Me: My parents full well know how little I am

2006-07-06T11:55:00.001-05:00

I LOVE CABLE INTERNET. The only problem, though, is now that I have the new computer set up and the cable interweb set up, I don't want to do anything else. Ever.Which presents me with some difficulties in setting up the love shack.Yes, I said it! I called my new appartement the love shack!I have a feeling, though, that as time wears on and I continue to get no love, the nickname will become

2006-07-06T11:55:00.000-05:00

2006-07-04T23:26:00.000-05:00

So I've pretty much decided that I'm going to have to live in my new appartement forever because I NEVER want to move ever again.Seriously... it's not even the general crappiness associated with moving, it's the crap I'm going through having to try and coordinate people's various schedules and then finding out it doesn't even matter after all, because apparently my Dad has his own plans he's been

2006-07-01T00:14:00.000-05:00

So.... not only am I busy moving, but the interweb is doubly slow lately. I will be very happy to not have this stupid ISP anymore.I am a little dismayed about the lack of cheap furniture in the world. I guess I need to hoof it to more yard sales, but the Salvation Army sucks, and Goodwill doesn't even carry any furniture. Walmart, too, has let me down. The cheapest table (and I am a little

2006-06-29T17:30:00.000-05:00

So... real sales tactics aren't as persuasive to me as stupid things, apparently. Today I ended up picking up a chocolate graham cracker at the cafe just because I ended up standing there long enough to convince myself to do it. And I basically got my internet through the electric company (they kind of brokered the deal between me and the cable company) because I felt bad for the guy I was

2006-06-28T12:33:00.000-05:00

Got my keys! Think I can fit in the couch and bed without resorting to a loft! I actually do have a closet! Signed up for high speed internet through my electric company somehow! Good times!

2006-06-27T11:00:00.000-05:00

So guess what? My landlord called today, and I can pick up my keys tomorrow! I have some prep to do (packing, eyeballing the space to decide how much furniture I can cram in), but then I'm moving in! Also, my computer shipped yesterday, and should get here in 3-5 business days.Everything is coming up Phoemeister!

2006-06-27T02:00:00.000-05:00

I also wanted to mention that tonight was pretty cool, I went to Denny's with Sista, Optpri, and Elaine. We discussed serial killers, having sex with JFK's gunshot wound, and their line of fruity drinks with names such as "rasdango" and "Banana Strawberry OJ Fizzle."Also, I think I came up with the best comeback ever:Elaine (to me): You crackhead!Me: I think you mean cracker.

2006-06-27T01:31:00.000-05:00

So I was thinking of having TWO moving in parties, as the thought of only getting two people to come to my "real" one depresses me a little. So this one would kind of be quantity and the other quality. And this way Sista could come to the first one, even if she couldn't come to the second one.I'm thinking of inviting EVERYONE from the store, and then the one high school friend I hang out with,

2006-06-26T16:13:00.001-05:00

More Ryan talk (I can't help it! These convers must be saved for posterity!)Sui: what's great about having retarded babies, is you basically just all the things you would normally not do during pregnancyPhoemeister:I could get drunk and smoke and fall down all I wantSui: woo!Sui: it's a partyPhoemeister: "I love to fall down!"Sui: hahaPhoemeister: maybe I could get that abusive boyfriend I've

2006-06-26T15:23:00.000-05:00

In which I make fun of things for sale at the swedish american museum center in Chicago:Phoemeister: holy jesus, there's this series of four books about swedish emigrants and it just gets more and more depressingPhoemeister: THE EMIGRANTS (BOOK 1) The story why one out of every five Swedes went to America on a dangerous quest for freedom.Sui: BOOK 5: DYING HORRIBLY IN A BOAT WHILE LYING IN YOUR

2006-06-25T22:33:00.000-05:00

I really felt like crap today (colitis--so you know it was really bad for me to leave. If I took off EVERY time I felt moderately shitty due to colitis I would never work) so I ended up leaving about an hour into my shift. I kind of hate the way we have the whole thing set up. If you do not come to work, leave early, or come late, even if you have a good excuse, you get an occurance. You get

2006-06-24T20:37:00.000-05:00

Hmm..... I really wish I knew whether or not we are going to have an employee appreciation days this July, because I have stuff I want to buy that if I don't get a special day for, I just want to go ahead and buy already.Add to that:Giraffes? Giraffes! and Your Disgusting Head, two faux children's reference books put out by the McSweeney's people. They're in the bargain section right now, for

2006-06-23T17:27:00.000-05:00

Today sucked a lot less, though I did get this one stupid customer who made a whole big thing about the rewards program. NEWSFLASH, buddy! You can just say no, and be done with it instead of being a big jerkoff about the whole thing. Of course, it is a lot more fun to take it out your weird anger issues on someone who only makes 7 bucks an hour and has absolutely no control over anything

2006-06-22T21:37:00.000-05:00

Okay.... major irritating whininess. Wait for it... wait for it.... and.... NOW!Man..... I don't know if it's because I had such a crappy day or what, but I'm so depressed and lonely tonight. I always feel like doing stuff with people, but I never think about it until the last minute, and then I feel bad because the people are like, "um.... this is kind of last minute." And if I do call, EVERY

2006-06-22T17:18:00.000-05:00

Sui: Dick Cheney says in regards to the argument about the war in Iraq, "Like the catholics, I consider pulling out a sin"Phoemeister: HAHA, really???????Sui: haha noPhoemeister: awwwSui: but he says "pulling out is the worst possible thing to do"Phoemeister: I would've hated him slightly less for being funny, being vulgar, and making fun of catholicsSuibrom: that's the picture they have next to

2006-06-22T16:44:00.000-05:00

I hate the world!Phoemeister: people are stupid!which, by the way, I did look at the computer at work today and I DID bring back that book and those fuckers forgot to check it back in, and if they still make me pay for it I will be uber-pissedPhoemeister: yuck :/Sui: bah that sucksSui: jerksSui: kill them allPhoemeister: I know!Phoemeister: today blew so badSui: doh why?Phoemeister: they didn't

2006-06-20T20:19:00.000-05:00

Dr4g0n: just playing some wow and watching star trek TNGPhoemeister: which episode?Dr4g0n: the first one with LorPhoemeister: oooooohDr4g0n: i like it a lotPhoemeister: good episode!Dr4g0n: heheDr4g0n: yah it isDr4g0n: prolly one of my favsDr4g0nR: brent spiner is an awesome actorPhoemeister: I know!Phoemeister: I love himPhoemeister: I want his android babiesDr4g0nR: hahaDr4g0n: Phoe's

2006-06-20T19:39:00.000-05:00

So today I had christmas candy from like two years ago. And yesterday I had macaroni and cheese from 1996. I was in Jr High when that mac and cheese came into existance.I probably actually deserve my crippling bowel disease.

2006-06-20T14:23:00.000-05:00

This is kind of for my own purposes, because a lot of the things on there I am always forgetting, have been wanting to see/read/hear for years now, and I am tired of it!Movies I mean to see:TrainspottingBubbleMementoIdentityOh Brother Where Art Thou?TronSid & NancyDummyFour Roomseverything by Miyazaki except for Spirited Away, which is the only one I've already seenThings to Do in Denver When

2006-06-20T13:58:00.000-05:00