Here's some quotes from Home Movies I wanted to post so I could remember them later (yes, I know I'm a total geek).


Thackery: Tomorrow, I'm going to beat the pants off of you Small!
Small: Well then I guess I won't bother wearing any.

Coach McGuirk: Hey pal, I don't bother you at your job
Brendan Small: but, I don't have a job..
McGuirk: I don't go down to the bus terminal and pee on the seats while you're trying to clean them.
Because you work there. Get it?
Small: what?

Brendan Small's Mom: What were you saying?
Brendan: This meatloaf is dry
Mom: Before that.
Brendan: This is meatloaf?
Mom: No, before that.
Brendan: This fish is dry.
Mom: Before that...

Coach McGuirk: I need a tag on the end. Something that says, "Here's the funny!"