My dad said this to me today:  "We didn't know a baby could throw up that far until you!"
 
All the more funnier because he wasn't meaning to be funny.

Boy on a Stick:  It's hard for me to talk to people.
Boas:  I can't express exactly what I'm feeling.
Boas:  Heck!  Half the time I don't even know what I'm talking about.
Slither:  And yet, you continue to talk.
 
--Boy on a Stick and Slither