All of the following are from thespark.com



You have it easy. You exhibit a stress percentage of


30%

which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and retarded.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:

Mom or Dad, you choose.
or
consciousness.


Jesus.....I'm afraid......

You are 35% GAY!



That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!

people less gay than you (69%)
people just as gay as you (2%)
people gayer than you (27%)

The Gay Test is actually four tests in one (to account for the possible combinations of genders and orientations). The stats below are compiled from all takers.
The world-wide gayness average is 37%.
11% of all test takers describe themselves as gay.
24 is the gayest age.
Women average 33% gay.
Men average 40%.


But, thankfully, in the gender test, they CAN tell I'm a woman:



How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many women who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.

Statistically speaking, you are a chick.

-- So Far, The Gender Test Has Learned --

Men prefer falling over drowning to death.

Women really hate the word "used".

Women are more likely to realize that clams
are alive (89%) than men (only 87%).