Saturday, January 19, 2002

More from thespark.com

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The results are in! You are


5% slutty
which is actually less than the average, 46%.


Based on the 5,157,754 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 1% of the world.
you're cleaner than 99% of the world.




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FACT
0 women agreed with you, and chose "Alexander Hamilton (i Find Federalists Irresistable)" as the best sex option of all time.
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FACT
So far, the most popular place to lick lubricated men is below the right nipple.
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THE NUMBER ONE THING THE AVERAGE WOMAN DISLIKES ABOUT HER OWN LOOKS
--her face--


The results are in. You are certifiably:


22% bastard!
12% of which is Tard



The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
1% (same as you)
7% (less bastard than you)
92% (more bastard than you)

The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.
Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.
Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.

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