So my dad was making fun of me for having uber loud hiccups, and I decided to record the ensuing conver for posterity:

Me: Well maybe it's genetic!
Dad: I could catch it from you? (He has REALLY taken to heart that T shirt that says "insanity's heredity--I get it from my kids! It's his rebuttal for every bad quality my sister or I accuse him of giving us)
Me: that's not what genetic means.
Dad: Have you ever considered the possibility that you're a mutant?
Me: I hope not. "Loud hiccups" is a crappy mutant power.
Dad: Well... maybe you could sneak up on the bad guys and startle them.

..okay, it was a lot funnier when it actually happened.

Also, funny comic I found today: Alien Loves Predator