Phoemeister: yeah
Phoemeister: I think I've hit the weird TV news trifecta
Phoemeister: I'm cheating on some lady with Ross*
Phoemeister: I caught two jailbreakers**
Sarcasmyst: LOL
Phoemeister: and teenage boys mooned me in the newsvan
Sarcasmyst: eww!

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* No "It was Rachel" PLEASE. This is a lot classier of a blog than that.

** a long time ago, at TV-10 these two people either cheating on their spouses or on the run from the law totally almost assaulted me because they didn't want to be on TV, though I had already assured them I wasn't getting them on camera.