He's a shy skateboarding astronaut with nothing left to lose. She's a provocative belly-dancing barmaid married to the Mob. They fight crime!

He's an oversexed day-dreaming Green Beret who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a warm-hearted French-Canadian widow with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

He's an obese pirate stage actor with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a high-kicking cat-loving archaeologist living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!


I could read these all day.