I keep digging my hole deeper. Now I have turkey bowling and a screening of bonnie and clyde to add to the other stuff I have to worry about this weekend, two obligations I entered into voluntarily. I've pretty much given up any hope of doing it all, so I'm probably going to drop reading Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, which I'd pretty much secretly hoped to drop anyway.

Now I'm an amputee, goddamn you!

--"Flagpole Sitta," Harvey Danger