So what's wrong with my computer isn't viruses! It's crappy drivers and crappy windows. I should've known!

Still.... though I now know what it is.... no closer to fixing it as apparently the computer just says NO to the replacement drivers I'm trying to install.

In other news, I'm now a temp. I guess. Lack of hoops to jump through has me suspicious. THough I guess if you want to look for hoops, I did have to fill out an absolute buttload of paperwork, some of it stuff I already filled out yesterday.