Wait.......I think the highlight of yesterday was when i was indulging in my propensity for head screwing over the internet, and convinced this one guy that I was a 35 year old podiatrist who has written a highly acclaimed book on foot fungus, and has a hunch back. I eventually felt bad and told him who i really was, though.

I guess I can't resist telling guys I have a hunchback. He's not even the first one. The first one was this guy I convinced I was an aspiring missionary who listens to german hip hop music and has a hunch back. I think that was the most fun--I made up a heap of fake bible verses and quoted them all the time.