MSN Messenger Convos I actually have

Part 1: (in MSN you can change your name and make it really long and stuff, so that's why me and my friend have entire sentences. Both which deal with urine. That tickles me.) Minority Report (a couple scenes mentioned, if you don't like hearing about things first, and want to see the movie, skip this)

To Resist is to Piss in the Wind, Those Who Do Will End Up Smelling says:
I saw Minority Report today with my dad. It was good.
Phoe-- Ha ha, I'm just taking a leak on you says:
DUDE! I saw Minority Report today with my dad and it was pretty good.
To Resist is to Piss in the Wind, Those Who Do Will End Up Smelling says:
lol...REally?
Phoe-- Ha ha, I'm just taking a leak on you says:
I didn't see the end coming at all
Phoe-- Ha ha, I'm just taking a leak on you says:
Yea, the 7:00 show
To Resist is to Piss in the Wind, Those Who Do Will End Up Smelling says:
Yeah, it was pretty unexpected. I saw it at 3:35. And I liked it. I loved the whole scene in the mall where she's like. "Grab the umbrella...wait for the balloon man...drop some change..." That was great.
Phoe-- Ha ha, I'm just taking a leak on you says:
yea, I loved that!
Phoe-- Ha ha, I'm just taking a leak on you says:
I also loved when the wife comes to see the warden and he's like "how did you get in here?" and she holds up Tom Cruise's old eye
To Resist is to Piss in the Wind, Those Who Do Will End Up Smelling says:
lol...Yeah.
To Resist is to Piss in the Wind, Those Who Do Will End Up Smelling says:
And the old woman with the plants.
Phoe-- Ha ha, I'm just taking a leak on you says:
I liked the plants too! And when he drops his eyes in the hall and has to go running for them
To Resist is to Piss in the Wind, Those Who Do Will End Up Smelling says:
lol...Yeah, that's not something that happens every day.
Phoe-- Ha ha, I'm just taking a leak on you says:
I liked how he was made into a car, and then he pops up and the guys chasing him are all mad
To Resist is to Piss in the Wind, Those Who Do Will End Up Smelling says:
Yeah. I leaned over to my dad and said, "Talk about a new car." =P
Phoe-- Ha ha, I'm just taking a leak on you says:
Heh. Oh, and I liked the part where he jumped on that guy and used his jetpack
To Resist is to Piss in the Wind, Those Who Do Will End Up Smelling says:
Yeah, and he's like. "Get him off me!"
Phoe-- Ha ha, I'm just taking a leak on you says:
and he's all bitter when they're looking afterwards
Phoe-- Ha ha, I'm just taking a leak on you says:
and the crazy guy who changed his eyes in the first place who was also that crazy russian astronaut in Armageddon
To Resist is to Piss in the Wind, Those Who Do Will End Up Smelling says:
Oh really? I didn't notice that.
Phoe-- Ha ha, I'm just taking a leak on you says:
Yep
Phoe-- Ha ha, I'm just taking a leak on you says:
I like when he is all like "Pull the lever" and ben affleck holds up the lever that had fallen off
To Resist is to Piss in the Wind, Those Who Do Will End Up Smelling says:
I like when he's like "Russian parts? American parts? Who cares? They're all made in China!