AMUSING ENCOUNTERS WITH STRANGERS

I need to make this a regular feature, I have enough of them (note, someday add backlogged encounters such as the guy in england who told me everything he knew about america, the yoo hoo guy, the crack guy, and scooby doo woman)

Me and a friend, at a video store:

Friend: *looking up at Corky Romano* Why does that guy keep making crappy movies?
Strange Guy: Because he SUCKS!
Friend and I: Agree, and laugh