I should not be allowed to dress myself
(early in the morning, at least)

What am I wearing? Big, dark blue, hammeresque pajama pants (not my fault, they're the only pants I have over here, I didn't expect it to be pants weather), dark blue shirt with "Normal" on it that I bought in England, dark blue jacket, dark blue bass sandals. Also: carrying a dark blue backpack and a dark blue umbrella.

Also: I have too many umbrellas. Bright orange one I keep in the car, old bright blue one, State Farm one my mom got me for no discernable reason, small dark blue one, because mom thought I should have a really little umbrella for England.

More (oh so much more) about my day later.