Sui: looks like another $80/mo I'm going to be pulling out of my ass
Phoemeister: you're lucky though
Phoemeister: only poo comes out of my ass
Sui: haha
Phoemeister: and it's not even regular poo. Pretty gross.

and the chair is a ladderback birch, but his friends call him Karl.

--"Ikea," Jonathan Coulton