Today I got "eliminate debt--the Christian way!" in my spam. It looks very nice in with all the porn and offers to make my penis bigger. I also enjoyed the title, " get a new phone or something" on one of my others. It reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite when Napoleon asks Pedro how he's going to get a girl to go out with him, and he says, "Build her a cake or something."

EVERYTHING relates to that movie.