NYC: barnes and noble is better than *the store I work at*
Phoemeister: munch me
Phoemeister: all the people at barnes and noble secretly fart into their books
NYC: i secretly fart into the books at *the store I work at*
Phoemeister: Wow, all that time it was you
Phoemeister: I wondered what the smell was
NYC: actually, that smell was/is you
NYC: but i do fart into your books