Don't you just love it when you spend half your day applying for a job you don't really want that badly that you probably won't get anyway?

Yeah, me too. I feel like I'm living inside the Greenday song Longview, except for the addiction to masturbation bit. That's probably the only way I could be more pathetic.

Which, ironically (or whatever the proper word is), I actually did hear Longview on the way home. If there is a God he must have a sense of humor.