Okay...here's the geek one. And I do have to be a bit unoriginal about this because:

1) My conjoined twin thought of it in the first place
2) She used some that apply to both of us
3) I'm not that original anyway.

So....bottoms up!

Err....I mean, here goes:

I'm a groovy geek 'cause.....

(Here are all the ones I stole....)

... having a best bug.

... INTRODUCING your best bug to sites like The Brunching Shuttlecocks. (spamming her with articles from there, more like it)
... having theories that you and your best bug were actually born as conjoined twins, but you were separated at birth, because Stephen King didn't want anyone to have a bigger Stephen King lobe than him (our Stephen King lobes combined were way bigger than his).
... having a conversation with your best bug on MSN, AIM, ICQ and in emails... all at the same time


Okay, here are mine....

1) Having a Yoda T shirt, having another Star Wars T shirt, having the entire collection of star wars pez dispensers
2) Making your star wars pez dispensers act out star wars
3) Knowing what the T in James T. Kirk stands for (Tiberius), knowing what the J in Homer J. Simpson stands for (Jay), knowing McGyver's first name (Angus)
4) When you can list out long sections of dialogue from any one of the above mentioned, and/or Independence Day, Austin Powers, The Matrix. Being able to act out moves from the Matrix.
5) When you throw crab apples at people and call them "Phasers" and "Photon Torpedos"
6) If you've ever had a pet hamster and called it "Chewbacca Jr."
7) Listening to music in which there are references to Captain Picard
8) When you have any idea whatsoever what "Space: Above and Beyond" is.
9) When no one has heard of 90% of your favorite bands
10) When no one has heard of 90% of your favorite books
11) When you listen to oldies, punk rock, emo, and alt-country
12) When you read Sci-fi, Fantasy, and childrens books
13) When you quote Zaphod Beeblebrox
14) Most of your close friends are people you met on the net and have never actually met in real life
15) You rub against brick buildings with your jacket collar up 80's style
16) You have argued the fine points of "Hondo" and "Shane" with your english teacher
17) You can't wait to tell people what you learned in your East Aisian history course that day
18) You have like 80 old Far Sides lying around on your computer desk
19) You've played Kings Quest and Quest for Glory so much you can list out the plot
20) You can quote long passages of dialogue from a computer game
21) You own a computer game where Captain Picard is the voice for the King
22) The computer game that you can quote long passages of dialogue from is the game where Captain Picard is the voice for the King.
23) You use words like Swanky, Snazzy, and Spiffy
24) You make your stuffed animals talk. And what you make them say is generally something insulting toward you.
25) You make other inanimate objects insult you (Fan, bottle of windex, you name it)
26) Your keychain is an oversized novelty penny
27) You sleep with a stuffed animal
28) You dream of being on Jeopardy! someday.
29) You know there's supposed to be that "!" on the end when you type out Jeopardy!
30) You know what a laptop nipple is.
31) You have a laptop nipple
32) You make jokes about your laptop nipple
33) Writing a blog on how geeky you are