I take exception to the recent ads for the newest episode of Frasier. For those who haven't seen these promos, let me summarize:

Narrator: The Crane family secret REVEALED!!

Daphne (to Frasier): You can't ride a bike??
Frasier (pointing @ Niles): Well he can't either!
Niles: I disgust myself!

Why do I take exception to this? I can't ride a bike. Yes, yes, my secret shame is revealed. I am poorly coordinated, and was scared of getting on a bike when I was a kid. As soon as the training wheels came off, I refused to get back on. After a few years of only half-hearted attempts at trying to learn, I gave up. I'm a givver upper. I still don't know how to ride a bike. So Frasier is really only rubbing in how pathetic I am :P