Wednesday, February 26, 2003

Where Do All The Porn Stars Go?

I went in to the "file info" for a track I was playing on WinAmp and, for kicks, looked at the "genres" you had to choose from. As well as the "normal" genres, and even some obscure genres that you have no idea what they are (Dark Wave, Black Metal, Chanson), there are some hilarious genres. Here are the genres WinAmp has that make me laugh:

"Booty Bass"
"Christian Gangsta" (And this is in addition to already having a "Christian Rap" category.)
"Polsk Punk" (Did a poor typist mangle "Post Punk," or is this like some sort of weird Polish punk?)
"Porn Groove" (I really really don't want to meet anyone who rips music from porn movies and plays it on the computer. Oh, and the next time I write a fake-band news article, their sound is totally going to be described as, "Porn Groove meets Christian Gangsta")

Now excuse me, I have to go and label every single song I have on my computer as "Porn Groove" or "Christian Gangsta."

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