Monday, April 08, 2002

Defense lawyer Mitch Glub (Orlando Bloom) was excited about his trip to the ancient Viking ruins of Norway. The trip started out well when he met native Norwegian Helga Sveldbarrd (Elijah Wood) and gotten into her bed on the first night. But his dream vacation was about to become a living nightmare! Mitch and Helga joined a Portuguese tourist group, led by Portuguese tourist guide Marcos (Marlon Brando) and set out for the ruins. But there was more awaiting this group than ancient Viking ruins. For the group's trip coincided with the full moon settling in the house of Leo on the Summer Solstice for the first time in a century. And that was the signal the cats were waiting for. The humans had ruled the Earth for long enough, it was time for the cats to begin their reign of terror! Soon, the Portuguese group, along with Mitch and Helga, arrive at the ancient ruins only to be overcome by feline fury! As Portuguese tourists are mauled limb by limb, and blood soaks the ground, Mitch, Helga and Marcos must find a way to stop the demonic advance of these kitties! It's terror with a fur ball in the shocking new tale of gore, Horizon!

Monster Pitch

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