Heh.....what prompted me to go and do that is I was reading old e-mail, and found one that the ho had done, and it was hilarious, and so I'm posting it so I won't forget it, too.

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Deep in the Arctic Circle, a caribou-hunting party has come across an ancient ruin that could be the death of us all! When Alaskan Eskimo Hudge Faboo (Ben Affleck) and his wife Coallie (Matt Damon) found the ancient igloo, they were properly reverent, properly humble. But inside the enormous structure, they discovered their worst nightmares, ice werewolves! But these were no ordinary werewolves, they were smart, they were organized, and their leader, Muckabuckaboo (Ben Stiller) had a plan to destroy humanity! Now the hunting party is trapped within the walls of this ancient ice fortress as Muckabuckaboo and his fellow werewolves hunt them down to stop them from warning the rest of the world! Does humanity have a chance against these mythical beasts? Don't miss the amazingly exciting new film, Attack of the Killer Leprechauns!!