I can't believe they have all those questions about piercings under "fucking sick." I score higher in doing sick acts than I do on being straight, because I have pierced ears. What's that?

Anyway.... I'd have to say I'm almost creepily pure.

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	88.3% Never taken out of the packaging	61.9%
Shamelessness	97.6% Has yet to see self in mirror	77.1%
Sex Drive	97.4% The Pope is envious	75.3%
Straightness	100%	40.7%
Gayness	100%	80%
Fucking Sick	99.1% Refreshingly normal	88.2%
You are 97.68% pure Average Score: 69.9%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!