What is up with the names they give racing horses? I mean, I know you want a memorable name that stands out, but these horses are named sentences, not names.

Anyway, I've decided if I ever get a racing horse I'm going to name him Bob. "Funny Cide coming up on the outside, Empire Maker in the lead, Silver Charm holding his own, Peace Rules a cool fourth and Tabasco Cat's not totally out of the running but wait! Wait!!! Bob is making his move! Yes, Bob has won the Kentucky Derby! Wooo!"

If I get a second horse, I'm going to name him Chrysler or something, just so Chrysler would pay money to have my horse on their ads.