Interesting snatches of conversation from TV-10 today:

"Wow! My butt better make room!"

--My reporter, trying to stuff a mic transmitter into his pants

"Dude, do you have a metal plate in there?"

--Me, on the strange metallic noises I'm getting from the mic transmitter while he does this

"Labia!!"

--Shouted at us by random bystander

"I think professorname would be a great professor. I really really think he could be good, if only he weren't actually a flesh eating zombie.

--a fellow film studies minor I was conversing with, on the guy I had both film classes with semester