Don't you love it when you're in a closet with a guy at a grade school and he turns on "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye?

Of course, being an unregistered visiter from the internet to a grade school on 6/6/6 makes me creepy too.

Seriously, though, I am having a pretty good time. I haven't done many touristy things yet, so I kind of dread the phone calls I give to my parents, as they're all "what have you done?" and I don't want to be like, "I watched 18 episodes of the Upright Citizens Brigade back to back." Because while UCB IS hilarious, I don't think my parents would approve.

So I'm just like, "Ummm... I saw the Hoover Dam," because that's basically all I've done so far besides watch massive amounts of TV, hang out with Ryan's friends, and read the better half of Jarhead.