I also wanted to mention that tonight was pretty cool, I went to Denny's with Sista, Optpri, and Elaine. We discussed serial killers, having sex with JFK's gunshot wound, and their line of fruity drinks with names such as "rasdango" and "Banana Strawberry OJ Fizzle."

Also, I think I came up with the best comeback ever:

Elaine (to me): You crackhead!
Me: I think you mean cracker.