Vacation still going great! I finally saw the strip, though that is still probably not enough excitement for some of you. Sista told me she would not be happy unless I came back with a story involving snorting coke off a male stripper's g string, but alas, that has not happened.

One very exciting thing (for me) is that my bowels have been AWESOME! I'm not even kidding. Frequency of #2's: down to once a day. Random pain/feeling sick: down 90%. Grossness of bowel movements: eh... still the same. But believe me, that is remarkable for me, and it makes me want to dance like I have ass in my pants.