A comment of a friend's just made me think: I should start having testimonials. Like "Phoemeister helped me through my difficult divorce." "Phoemeister helped me regrow my hair." "Phoemeister reunited me with my long lost biological father."

Or, as my friend said:

"Yeah...My world just comes crashing down around me when I don't get my nightly dose of Sohophoeliciousphoechandphoemeisterdumbassslowmonkey-chan. =P"