Sometimes, I wish I were ugly.

I am 20, and have never been out on a date. I've only even been hit on once, and I couldn't even be sure then.

I figure, it can't be my looks: I'm about average, I've seen people far uglier than me get dates. I must have a noxious personality.

I wish I were ugly and could figure that I had a great personality but other people were too shallow to look past my exterior. Then it'd be their problem, for being shallow, instead of my problem, for being noxious.

But if I were ugly, I'd probably wish I weren't.