The first thing I thought of when I woke up this morning was Fight Club.

Well, actually, it was "I have to pee." Which is why I woke up so damn early in the first place. And stupid Fight Club was why I couldn't just fall back asleep.

I had a paper on Fight Club. Which... I just now finished. Which is kind of sad. It took me that long. And it's kind of a crappy paper. The problem with Fight Club is it's all over the place. So the paper's kind of all over the place. Instead of like, coherent. Which is usually more what I'm going for.

Now I have a paper on a couple of Hitchcock films. Does it EVER END?


Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear!

--Tyler Durden, Fight Club