Me: *bowls using left hand* Hunh, what do you know? I'm an ambidexterous bowler. Equally crappy with either hand!
Friend: Why were you bowling with your left hand?
Me: I had a candy bar I was eating in my right hand. DUH.

Such are my awesome bowling stories. And as the bowling was preceded by dinner at taco bell: a pretty good night.

We're so c-c-c-controversial
we are entirely smooth
we admit to the truth
we are the best at what we do

--"I Believe You But My Tommy Gun Don't," Brand New