Well, I haven't come up with any comics in a really long while. Because I hadn't had any good ideas. But like any great artist, I finally realized the true way was to steal ideas from other people. So if any of you have ever visited Spamusement, where the guy illustrates titles from spam e-mails he's gotten, this concept will seem vaguely familiar:

I'm going to start illustrating disturbing search requests that have given referrals to this blog. So ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, I give you "Hermaphrodite Porn". Enjoy.