Searches that have given me hits:

hermaphrodite porn
canadian slang words of the 1940's
niggas appreciate honkeys (my personal favorite)
how to make an angry woman giggle
poop eater

So basically, I need to write a dirty story about a canadian hermaprodite nigga who makes an angry honkey giggle, and she appreciates it, and then they both eat poop. And it's set in the 40's!