Geez....I can NOT find this song. SOMEONE e-mail me (tribble180@hotmail.com) if they know who does this song:

I THINK it's called "hey mister"
parts of it (largely unordered) are: "It's not that she's a tramp....." "It's not what you did, it's not what you didn't" "I hope I never have any daughters"

Pleeeeeeease someone know :P It's driving me nuts.