I'M GOING TO BE AN UBER-BABELFISH!

Now let me explain why this phrase makes me a complete dork:

1) I am uttering this about a D and D char.
2) I am uttering this about a D and D char, yet I said it in the first person
3) Uber is for dorks (IBPW). It's "super" in german, I've heard. Or else who I heard it from just told me that, and it's really a horrible german swear word, that I throw around like nothing
4) I am referencing an internet utility that translates things
5) I know that it got it's name from a sci-fi/humor book: Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
6) I regularly quote HGG. And I quote, "I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis."

And it's true. I'm just that hip.