Funny search requests:

I'm now #6 on google for: "classy porn"

AWESOME. I can't believe I'm so classy!

google #4 for: shag hairstyle gallery

again, awesome. I am nothing if not here to provide nothing but the finest quality shag hairstyle gallery in the world! muahaha!

And then all these ones involving "Stuckeyville" which makes me think they're about Ed.