Pablo: I'm your groupie!
me: *gasp* I have a groupie!?!? This is the happiest day of my life!
Pablo: yes, you do.
Me: woo! If we ever meet in real life, I'll have to sign your boobs :P
Pablo: I would be honoured! And I'd never wash my boobs again!!
Me: LOL..... Good to know :P
Pablo: well okay, maybe I'd wash them again... but I could get your autograph tatood onto my boobs.
Me: ......much less disturbing :P
Pablo: true
Me: though the fact that you admit to having boobs is somewhat disturbing :P
Pablo: hey... you started it!
Me: You started it by saying you're my groupie!
Pablo: hahah... oh yeah.