What Happens When an ACS Nerd Gets Separated From The Herd

Setting: ISU TV studio

Guy My Age: I think someone should donate a million dollars to update this place
Old Guy: That would be a drop in the bucket
GMA: Really?
OG: Yeah. It would be like 5 million, at least. Each one of these cameras is about $5,000. And we're pretty far behind. One of the computers back there is a Commodore.
Me: Oh my gosh! There's a commodore back there?
*all the people around my age look at me like, huh?*
Me: Uh...sorry. I'm an ACS minor. Commodores are really old. Yep.
*awkward silence*

I think the old guy and I bonded, though :P