I made an oragami penguin today.

Among other papery animals. I really have to hope that all the weird-ass immature hobbies I have come in handy in entertaining my nephew when he gets older, so I have an excuse.

the monkeys stand for honesty
giraffes are insincere
and the elephants are kindly but they're dumb
orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages
and the zookeeper is very fond of rum.