Man. I've been going through my search requests, and there's nothing comicy. I mean, there's been some weird things, but nothing I feel I can make a funny comic out of.

And there's a BUTTLOAD of sick people on the internet, let me tell you. Honestly. The S & M kiddie porn hits I get outnumber all other search requests like, 3 to 1. It's creepy as hell.

I'm also #1 for heroin girl blog. Thanks, Everclear!

And I STILL get a bazillion hits for Saw Tupac at McDonalds and/or Matt's Dad's Basement. Seriously, people, if you're that desperate for the song, I'll send it to you or something. AIM = Phoemeister e-mail = phoemeister at gmail dot com. I warn you, though, the file has a couple glitches in it. But I don't know anyone with a perfect copy.

I saw tupac at mcdonald's
he got a chicken mcnugget
I saw tupac at mcdonald's
that old g first taught me to thug it

--"Saw Tupac at McDonald's" Matt's Dad's Basement