What kind of person goes straight for their junk e-mail before their real messages?

Me, apparently. Though, to be fair, the two e-mails I had in my inbox one was from this guy I hate, and the other was from work (not directly to me, just this news letter thing with coupons from the store that I signed up for once). And I have a couple of newsletters I signed up for a long time ago that I let go into my junk e-mail.

True story.