Phoemeister: oh, he blows his nose on magazines, not wiping his ass on them. My bad
Kin: LOL...Ah.
Phoemeister: What? They're bodily functions :P
Kin: True. Slightly different bodily functions.
Phoemeister: Yeah. it would be horrible to sneeze poop
Kin: Yes it would.
Phoemeister: or poop sneeze
Kin: lol...Yes. Yes that would be unpleasant if you ass started leaking mucus all the time.

"Be right back, my ass is running." =P
Phoemeister: LOL
Phoemeister: Yeah....
Kins: Man. Just think how bad irratable sinus syndrome would be. =P
Phoemeister: ROFLMAO
Phoemeister: Yeah. I guess I have it good
Phoemeister: We need lives :P
Kin: You know, we really do. =P

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