Phoemeister: Yeah, I think I'm finally goin gto blow some birthday money too. Spring break has given me the chance to take the time to actually enjoy anything I'd buy
Kin: Yeah.
Phoemeister: Though actually I probably don't need anything. All I ever buy is books and CD's, and I've gotten abooooout 14 CD's since christmas, and I still have books I bought this summer that I haven't read yet :P
Kin: lol...See, I don't even need to say anything really. =P
Phoemeister: In conclusion: I don't need anything. I've become my dad. We can never figure out what to give him for his birthday, because he doesn't want anything. But it's worse to just give money to him than just giving me money, because he earns all money we have, so giving his own money back to him would be kind of crappy :P
Phoemeister: So we just buy him aftershave all the time.
Kin: lol...Yeah, it's usually ties for my dad.
Phoemeister: wow. At least you can use up aftershave. Your dad must have a LOT of ties :P

Yep. I think I'm a cd freak. I must have triple digits by now.
Kin: lol...He does. But he also wears a tie every day, so I'm sure he wears all the ones he has.
Phoemeister: And I just keep getting more and more. Like high school sophmore yeare I got like 5 a year. Then the next year it was like 10. And the next year was like 15. And now I'm getting about 15 just for the two months around christmas and my birthday :P
Phoemeister: Well that's cool, I guess. He must have as many ties as I have CD's
Phoemeister: (Assuming he started getting ties many years ago, I only started getting CD's about 4 years ago :P)
Kin: Well I don't think he has hundreds of ties, because he doesn't buy them monthly.
Phoemeister: Well, how many occaisions does he get ties on? How many people get him ties on these occaisions? How many ties per person are given? I'm working without variables, man
Phoemeister: If it's like one occasion, one person, one tie, I agree. But if it's like, 3 occaisions, 4 people, and 2 ties, that builds up after awhile :P
Kin: Usually it's about one or two ties an occasion. Maybe only one person an occasion. About 2 or 3 occasions a year. But they are variables. It might change from time to time. =P
Phoemeister: lol. We need lives
Kin: *sighs...winces...* Ow...Okay. Yes. Yes we need lives.