A conversation snippet I'm including because I feel like it:


Me: Aaah! I took too much of your lotion for my hands. Where will it all go?
Mom: You could try putting some on your legs.
Me: I don't want to! Hey, what if I put it all on my elbows? What if my elbows are super-absorbent? That would be a GREAT superpower. What if there's a flood? "Get Phoemeister!" and bam! I'd plunge my elbows into the water and save the day.