Phoemeister: btw: I posted on my blog all the things at the store I've faked liking when people bought it, and all the things I've genuinely liked when I banter with customers, and all the times I secretly judge customers when they buy something creepy
Sui: haha
Sui: "how to bang your wife's sister when she used to be a man" For dummies!
Phoemeister: ROFLMAO
Sui: You should totally be like "yeah this month's playboy is AWESOME"
Phoemeister: ROFLMAO
Phoemeister: I'd like to do that in the loudest possible voice, as well
Phoemeister: I mean, why the hell do people even buy playboys? You can get free porn on the internet in the privacy of your own home without having me secretly judge you.
Phoemeister: I'd think that's a way better deal
Sui: "I Totally got off like 12 times in the back room with that issue"
Phoemeister: LOL
Sui: I bet they would sell like hotcakes
Sui: if you gave a seal of approval like that