Today I bought candy for a diabetic. What've you done today to make the world a better place?

In other news, I had the best Valentine's Day conversation ever:

TII: I feel old.
Me: Do you know what would cheer you up?
TII: What?
Me: A good cry.
TII: Umm, no. Maybe a soak in the tub.
Jersey: a tub filled with your own tears?

So far Grosse Point Blank has taken a commanding 2-nil lead over the other pictures, including the Napoleon Dynamite one that no one will ever be able to see.