Awesome: On yahoo, I'm number one for: punk girl blog.

it kind of took the wind out of my sails when I noticed #2 was a blog on knitting.

#2 on AT & T search (apparently they have their own search engine): sex reminds her of eating spaghetti weezer

Actually, Ben Kweller performs "Wasted and Ready," containing those lyrics. Not Weezer. I'm so helpful.

google #1 for: sex reminds her of meat and spaghetti

I can only assume it was a mis-heard version of the above, but I'm still slightly disturbed

Yahoo # 1 for: dead puppies arent much fun

I hope that refers to the Dr. Demento song. Otherwise I'm disturbed again.

ONLY google hit for: music "without you" "days go by, but still i think of yo

*sniff* I still think of yo, too, sometimes.

:-/ #2 on yahoo for: sex girl vagina white

I'm right above the BBC vagina FactFile^(TM) The rest is porn. I enjoy thwarting people looking for porn. Especially the porn lovers who can't spell. I think you should at least have to work for your porn.

#2 on yahoo: "how to make" butplug

I'm thinking of selling kits. And again: learn to spell. That extra T makes all the difference.
I realize I'm creepy for having any form of it on there in the first place. I SWEAR it's the pornolizer's fault. Honest.

16 on yahoo for: mistress shiva free

Ha. The majority of these are about cats. Helpful hint porn seekers: Put PORN in your search. Then you'll actually find porn. Instead of ponr, free cats, and the BBC Vagina FactFile

I'm #25 on google for: "cameron mcewan"

He's either doing a search on himself, or has a stalker. Now I'm pretty much putting anything up, that wasn't even funny. I'll stop now.