I Love the Sims

Funny things I just learned about the Sims:

Wanda---"I like getting neighbours I really hate and putting a wall around them. It amuses me when they wet themselves, then die... what a way to go - in a pool of your own pee"

Kin, talking about a friend's Sims experience--"Though once, in one of his houses, a burgler came and the guy ran out of bed, downstairs and called the police, then the wife got out of bed and just died. It was funny. =P And so then he went upstairs to mourn, and the burgler stole all the chairs in the house. =P"